1. Dawn detergent cup – very durable, lightweight and seemingly defies the laws of gravity when being chased, makes a hollow sound as it’s ricocheting off the floor. Bonus points for putting kitty on high alert.
2. Skull candy headphones – nice and rubbery, thin, colorful, easy to grind with teeth. Bonus points for having two wires, one leading to each ear bud. Triple points for transforming into two toys with one quick nibble. Penalty for being a one-time use toy.
3. Apple iPhone UBS cord – pleasant texture, adequate length for proper jaw grip, but misleading because although identified as produce, citrus flavor is absent.
4. LG cell phone charger cord – not nearly as aesthetically pleasing to the eye as an Apple cord, nor as appealing to the palate. Discovered and discarded almost immediately.
5. All toys with labels that indicate “for dogs” - Boring, boring, boring.
6. All toys with labels that indicate “for cats” - Moderately amusing. Interest increases if kitty expresses a desire to play with said toy.
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